The SBU has collected a selection of “life hacks” of infidels to escape from the war/Illustrative photo
The Security Service of Ukraine has compiled a selection of new life hacks from the Russian military. The occupiers use them to escape home from Ukraine.
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What “life hacks” do the occupiers use to escape the war
Among these “life hacks” – “turn on Vasya”, break an arm, jumping off a tank drunk and crossbow on the march. Such interceptions by the SBU indicate that the Russians are demoralized and consider the war in Ukraine a real hell.
Some Russian soldiers are dominated by thoughts of how to escape home. And they, without hiding this, discuss them with relatives.
Yes, the mother shares her grandfather's “Afghan” recipe with her son on how to simulate a mental disorder: “Go to the first-aid post, say that it hurts me a lot head, presses on my ears there, it seems to me that someone is talking to me … in short, so that you, like, turn on Vasya” .
But a friend suggested that another occupier painlessly break hand: “Eat and fuck off the tank. The main thing is not to break your neck. Jump like a pike into the water” .
The contractors of the elite “Red Banner” 39th separate motorized rifle division also distinguished themselves brigades. They decided to shoot each other soft parts of the body right on the march, so that there would be no consequences for health.
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