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The Russians want to go home so much that they came up with new ways of self-mutilation: the old ones no longer work

by alex

The occupier came up with a new way to escape from the war in Ukraine/Channel 24 collage

Russian invaders are terribly afraid of meeting with the Armed Forces of Ukraine. They are so eager to escape the war home that they even come up with new ways of self-mutilation.

The popular method of self-shooting in the legs no longer works, so now the infidels are ready to literally “hammer” debris into their bodies. This is evidenced by another intercept by the SBU of a conversation between a Russian military man and his girlfriend.

How Russians are trying to escape home from Ukraine participation in the war against Ukraine, came up with a new way to escape home. He decided to injure one of his limbs and inform the command that he allegedly received a fragmental “wound”.

Damn, I'm thinking of f*cking my hand around some corner and leaving. To say that I was interrupted by a piece of rubble… Or to put a piece in the leg myself, to hammer it with a hammer, – the occupier lists the options.

His girlfriend replies that it’s better to shoot in the leg after all. However, the Russian military, it seems, has already studied this issue well: “Yes, will not work. >reward for his “injury” – talks about 3 million rubles in compensation from Russia for damage on the battlefield.

The occupier came up with a new way to escape the war in Ukraine: listen to the SBU interception

By the way, the Security Service of Ukraine emphasized that it was precisely such “heroes” who came to Ukraine with the war – they are only capable of mocking unarmed civilian Ukrainians. However, when you have to meet in battle with our military, they look for any opportunity to flee to Russia as quickly as possible.

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